Mini review: The Barn (2016)
2026-07-02
Tock, tock! Anybody here?… It’s been three loooong months.
In my defense, I’ve been working on my new game, “Leap Year,” so news about it will be coming soon.
But for now, let’s talk about the 2016 movie “The Barn”. And yeah, yeah, I know this isn’t the review column, so I
might as well say it: the blog and the review column will become one. There’s no real reason to keep them separate.
“The Barn” is, in every sense of the word, a Halloween movie, a film you have to watch during spooky season, like Trick ’r Treat,
The Nightmare Before Christmas, Halloween (1978), and Halloween III: Season of the Witch, among others.
The movie doesn’t take itself too seriously, and that’s exactly why it shines. It has a LOT of references, and its style
feels like a love letter to the ’80s and ’90s.
The story follows a group of “almost-adults” who want to have one last wild Halloween night before stepping into adulthood. It plays
with classic tropes like “the Halloween-obsessed guy,” “the good girl,” “the funny black guy,” and more.
And best of all, the three antagonists: “The Boogeyman,” “Hallowed Jack,” and “The Candycorn Scarecrow.” Are they original or truly scary?
Not really, but who cares? They’re awesome!!
Speaking of the movie overall, I’d say it’s solid. It delivers exactly what it promises: a good dose of Halloween spirit. The only thing
I didn’t like was the ending… but after looking into it, I found out there’s a sequel, “The Barn: Part II,” so maybe that’s where
the story really concludes.
Last minute update: Mind-blowing! This movie even has its own NES videogame!
A ghost lion with his headless trainer? YES! Why not? How many movies have you seen with ghost animals?. And let me remind you: this film
featured 3D sequences that activated precisely when the actors put on their “ghost viewer” glasses… the same glasses handed to the audience before
the show began.
Yes, I adore Vincent Price and this was the first film of his vast career that I ever saw.
It’s a classic, so I don’t need to go into the plot.
Luckily, the glorious (and sometimes infamous) Internet has now thrown all this information right in our faces, giving us access to things our
parents never could.
So here it is: a list of the long-lost siblings of “Goosebumps”!
Ha ha! That was the INTRO!
I just hope they don’t mess up the character.